DIY Decopauge Comic Book Chair and Bonus!: Reupholstering Cushions!

Grab yourself a cup of coffee or tea and just settle in, guys, because this is going to be a long, image-heavy post, but...oh, it will be worth it!

I forgot to take before pictures before I took the cushions off, but this is what I started with: A very ugly, plain kitchen chair.

Here's the cushions: ugly, stained, torn on the corners and just disgusting looking.

For the decopauge, you'll need a pan or bowl to mix things in, some mod podge or wood glue (mod podge would probably work better, but the wood glue worked and seems to be holding up just fine so far), and scissors.  Last, but not least, you'll need some old comic books.  Being the nerd I am, I used ones that were already falling apart and missing pages that I found somewhere because it would hurt my heart to cut up nice ones and I'd hate myself forever.  You may want to sand your piece of furniture first, but this chair was so old and rough that it just really didn't need it.

Cut out the comic squares and make a mix of 50/50 glue and water (or just use the Mod Podge however that stuff works...I've never been able to afford the stuff, so I don't know.)

Then, dunk the pieces in there.  I found it easier to put in 2 or 3 at a time and push them down into the mix with a paintbrush because you want them to get good and soaked, but not so much that they will shred and fall apart when you go to fish them out.  Fish them out and gently wipe the extra glue off.

Since I wanted the panels to be visible, I just began pasting them on, trying to keep them relatively straight.  Press them to the surface, then wipe the excess glue just a bit.

Keep going...Be sure to do this in an area that you don't mind getting messed up or put down plastic or something, because this shit drips fucking everywhere.

For the corners, I just sort of gently folded them package-style...

...then layered another piece over the fold to secure it.

Oh yeah...we're drying...at this point you'll be able to see how awesome your project is going to look and all this tedious work will start to look worth it!

Once the chair is COMPLETELY DRY, top coat it.  I used the above and did about 3 coats.  I'm sure there's a better product for this, but I was working with what I had and, since it clearly said 'wood' on the label, I figured this would be sufficient.

Now, while that's drying (and in between coats), its time to do the cushions!  I tried to recall every single trick and thing I'd learned while working at a re-upholstery shop since, while working there, tearing down couches and upholstering chair cushions seemed to be all I was capable of.  >.<    This is pretty hard to describe since its sort of a hands-on thing, but I'll do the best I can.

I didn't have any cushion-y stuff to just re-pad, strip, and totally re-do these, so I just covered over.  If you wanted to totally re-do them, it is the same other than that you'd strip off all of the old stuff and glue a big piece of squishy foam with quit batting wrapped around it to the front, for this kind of cushion.

Choose the fabric or vinyl you want to cover them in and lay the cushion on top of the side that won't be showing.  Draw a line around it with a marker, fabric pen, chalk...whatever you have that won't show through.  You want to pull the fabric up over it a bit before you mark so that you are sure to have enough to wrap around the depth due to the cushion and still have an inch or two around it, as well.

Next, it is time to start stapling.  It is very important to do the middle of each side with one staple FIRST.  Staple on one edge, then go to the direct opposite side and stretch it as tight as you can and staple in the middle across from your first one.  Repeat for the other opposing sides.

After you've done the middles, it is time to do the corners.  Bring up the pointy part of the corner and wrap it tightly around the middle of the curve.  It is important that for every staple, you try to keep the tautness the same as the one before it.  If you mess up some, it won't be as noticeable if you are using a plain fabric, but if it has any pattern at all in it, not having it equally as tight all around will make your shit look super crazy, and not in that good 'quirky crazy' kind of way.

Next, I went ahead and stapled and pulled tight along the edges up to a few inches from the corners on the first side, just so I'd know exactly how much slack I needed to work with, then, once I got to the corner, I pulled up that excess, folded and tucked a bit, then stapled it to the back.  There is a way, not one I remember, but a way, to cut at it some to where it will lay more flat, but for chair cushions where the backs will be hidden with either more vinyl or the chair itself...it just really doesn't matter, IMO.

Repeat on other side.

This is what it looks like from the 'sittin' side'.

Repeat on all the other sides...

...Then staple any remaining fabric allll around the edges of the whole thing!

Don't forget to staple at close intervals so that it remains tight and all the staples share the load of the tension so it will last longer, and I also like to pop a few extra staples in the corner folds just for shits and giggles.

Now, the back of this chair is a frame and you can see the back side of the cushion - not always a problem, but here's how you tackle it if it is!  Just cut another piece of vinyl the size of the cushion back, stretch it across and staple in the middle-opposite sides like the first one, keeping your staples as close to the edges as you can so that the frame of the chair will hide them.  Tighten and staple all around.  it should look like this:

Nice and taught and the staples will be hidden.

Here's the other side!  At this point, you can be proud of yourself!  Allow yourself a minute or two of gloating before you start on the next one!

Chair cushions are usually more trapezoidal-shaped than square or rectangular.  That's okay!

As long as you follow the instructions for the first cushion, things should still go smoothly!  Here, you can see how sometimes on the chair ones, it makes life easier to pull it tight on the edges, as well, before doing the corners.

Once your chair is dry and your cushions are covered, put it back together!  I hope you remembered to leave holes where the screws go when you decopauged and re-covered!  I didn't and had to bore most of them out with the screwdriver.  >.<  I always forget that part.

All done!  An awesome, custom decopauged comic book chair!  This baby's going in my craft room!  Here's you a few more shots just to ogle its glory.  (Also some kitty butt.)

Like it?  Gonna try it?

<3 WW

Listening to: 'Airship Pirates' - Abney Park

DIY Candle Chandeliers (Or Just Pretty Hangy-Things)

Quite some time ago, someone gave me a glow-in-the-dark beaded curtain.  It was a tangled mess, but I thought my niece may want it, so I took it when they offered it.  Turns out, she didn't, so I was left with a giant, glow-in-the-dark tangle.

After a few months of ignoring it and tossing it angrily out of my way every time it was in front of something I needed to get to, (which seemed like always), I finally decided to do something with it and made this:

 I still haven't actually stuck a candle holder in it, but I'm thinking it would work great with any of the various styles of cheap-O dollar store ones I've seen around, or even the cute little LED lanterns.  So, how'd I do it?  Keep reading!

This is what I started out with.

A large pile of tangled, 90's-flashback-giving, glow-in-the-dark disappointment.  The photos flatter it, really.

I started with some metal rings.  I have no idea what these are.  They were just hanging out in my craft stuff and I have no clue where they came from, but I had a few of various sizes, so I said "hey, we'll go with that."  For the largest one, that I don't know if I remembered to take photos of or not, I used one of those cheap, silvertone choker wires.

Next, I cut a bunch of lengths from the beaded curtain.  I made sure they were all a bit different than one another, because I didn't want perfect, uniform dangly-thangs.

Then, I took my glue gun and started gluing them to the ring.

I started by putting them directly across from each other, then filling in gaps from there so that I could be sure they were fairly evenly spaced.

It is prudent to do a shake-check to make sure you used enough glue to withstand wind, if you'll be hanging them outside.  Yeah.  That's totally it.  I wasn't just playing with it and taking photos because I'm lame.

Here's the ring with all the dangly-thangs glued on.

Next, I added some chunky chain I had in my craft stash.  I just opened the links and then closed them around the ring in between rows of danglies.

Then, I brought them all up to where they formed a triangle and hooked a keyring around all of them.

Like this!  If you crane your head to the right you can see it!

Then, hang that puppy up outside or somewhere else with sufficient ventilation...

...add a nice coat or two of spray paint of your choice...

And you're done!  They are bright, shiny, and catch the light quite nicely!

<3WW

Listening to:  "Benzin" - Rammstein

Quickie Cameo

I guess we'll kick back off with a super quick craft.  This one is proof that sometimes the smallest adjustments can make a BIG difference.

I had this awesome Artemis cameo a friend sent me.  I just used a jump ring to attach it to this odd-looking...thing...what is that big round thing, anyway?  Anyone know?  Anyway, I stuck them together and got this:

Then, I just added another jump ring to the top of the big circle piece so there'd be somewhere to string it onto a chain.  Yep, that's it!

Less than 5 minutes turned a tiny cameo into a really interesting statement piece!

<3WW

Listening to: 'Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle' - Dethklok

A New Movement?

Since this is the wing of the blog for 'randomness', I feel this is as good a place of any to put this.  Even though my blogs are on hiatus for a while, there is something I feel I have to say.  I'm not the person to normally state my feelings on social or political issues because this blog isn't what that is for.  I want this blog to be a safe place where people can come to get AWAY from all of that and just...be happy.  However, this one thing needs to be said and, I promise, if I ever feel I have MORE to say about things in the world, I will create a separate place just for that so that it doesn't pollute the happy and positive vibe that I hope my blogs have.  I don't expect this will make me any friends and I'm okay with that.  It is just something that has been gnawing at my brain for a while that needs to be let out.

I'm sure EVERYONE knows about the shooting in Santa Barbara by now.  A horrible thing to happen, really, and my heart goes out to all who suffered or lost someone because of it.  That being said, my Twitter feed has, since the shooting, been FULL of feminist rant after feminist rant, usually coupled with the #YesALLWomen.

What this comes down to is this: I think it is high time that all that bullshit stopped.  Separating ourselves from each other only creates a new problem.  So, here's what I'm pitching:  People-ism.  We're all human.  We all have our qualities and strengths and weaknesses.  None of us are better than anyone else and we are all beautiful, valuable beings.  So, why not stop with all the hate and flaming and create a group of people who believe that EVERYONE, no matter the race, gender, religion, sexual orientation, or anything else you can think of to nit-pick about, EVERYONE should be treated equally and with respect.  (Please note, I didn't use the word 'humanism' because, by definition, it can exclude people of religion.)

Who knows?  Maybe if we take out all of the 'sides' and at least TRY a little unity, things might improve?  I mean, it is worth a shot, isn't it?

#YesALLPeople?  Anyone?

DIY Pip-Boy Digital Photo Frame

This was one of The Wookie's Yule gifts.  He's more than a bit obsessed with all things Fallout, so when I got this idea, I was stoked and worked on it in secrecy until the grand unveiling!

The photos of it on didn't come out so well, but there are much better ones of it off at the bottom, so stick with me.  This is a pretty long tutorial.  I did this all working off of screen shots of the game, and, of course, it isn't exact as I had to work with the frame shape.

First, I used Tulip Slick fabric paint in Deep Red...











...to paint on the small buttons and stripes, and the little backing for the large dial on the bottom left.  Now, I needed some buttons.  What to do...

I took some beads that were the right size and shape and, using the same fabric paint, I filled the middles in and let that dry.

While that was drying, I figured it was time to work on the gauge.  I found this tiny charm in my jewelry stuff, so I used wire cutters to trim off the bail.  I used another one just like this, cut in half with the same wire trimmers, for the dial part.  I didn't take a picture, but for the ridges around the edge, I just took a pair of jewelry pliers that have the little teeth and crimped around the edges to make the ridges.

...wait...Okay, here's that 'before' picture of the awful couch I painted and made better and somehow in the folder for this post.  I was wondering where that went...

Moving right along...

 I took some acrylic paint and, with a teeny brush, painted on the actual gauge meter-thing-part.  Ignore the thing on the left.  That was my original dial, but I realized it was WAY too thin and ended up using the other charm.  This would have looked better had I had a plain charm, but I was working with what I had on hand.

 Once everything is dry on the buttons, it is time to paint!

I painted the frame itself with nail polish...I just mixed some greens with black until I came up with the right color.  Sort of a deep, greyish, oliveish, blackish...mix.  I did the details with a small brush in back and grey, and painted the buttons black on the edges with red and orange in the middle, and red and yellow in the one that was 'selected'.

Here it is painted, without the buttons.  Time to glue!

This is the glue I used, and I swear by this stuff.  It works on *almost* every project I use it for and it is the best thing I've found so far.

Once glued on, this is how it turned out...With flash...Where you can actually see the details.

It isn't perfect, but the Wookie was pretty stoked with it and I'm very happy with how it turned out considering it is kludged together.

<3

WW

DIY Painted Couch!

I know I have, once again, been horrid about posting, but I'm about to make it up to you with a super huge project!  In my defense, we had a pretty bad ice storm, so for the last week the internet has been spotty...This is actually my second attempt at posting this as the first time the internet would be on for 10 minutes then off for an hour or two, so I nerd-raged...

A bit of background:  Someone gave us this couch forever ago.  It is very old and looks to have been white at one point, but it had turned this dingy, stained, beige-ish, yellow-ish color.  At the time, we had no couch, though, so we were happy to have it!  We recently got a new couch for the living room, but this old one had a hide-a-bed in it that is perfect for when we have guests, so I really wanted to try to save it.

A few months back, someone gave me a TON of gauche.  I had no idea what to do with it as I can't really canvas paint to save my life, but upon consulting Violet for ideas, figured it would pretty much work on whatever, so I decided to just try something completely random.

I pulled out all the bright colors of gauche since my craft room will be all bright and cheery and I wanted the couch to match.  I had taken a before pic, but my camera is trying to give up the ghost, I think, and it somehow vanished.  You can see how awful it was in the unpainted places in most photos, though.

You may not want to try this method if the furniture is going to be in a high-traffic area or if you have kids that spill because I really don't know how this would hold up to water, but since this will be used mostly to pile craft projects on unless someone needs to visit, fold out the bed, and crash on it, I wasn't concerned about that aspect.

It also had some frayed strings and edges on it, so I cut those off before I got started.

I started off by putting about a pea-sized dab of gauche straight from the tube onto a wet brush about an inch wide.  I rubbed the paint into the fabric, then dipped the brush into water and kept working it around until the color was spread as far as it would go.  Once that color was done, I repeated the process with the next color.  Since you're using so much water, they will sort of naturally blend and run together.  Also, where you use plain paint without watering and blending it enough it sill stay sort of crunchy, so be sure you add water and blend, blend, blend!

Inside and back...Ahhh, crafting with cats.  I'm sure you can tell she "helped" the whole time.   The older cat couldn't have possibly given a shit less what I was doing, but the kitten was all "OMG STUFF I CAN POTENTIALLY MESS UP!" the whole time.

Outside....Here, you can see on the back how dingy this thing was.  I did the skirt on the bottom in solid back.  Because, that's why.  Please note the stuff on the carpet is strings I cut loose and paint splotches, not grime...although, this carpet is pretty grimy and won't be going with us into the new abode, hence me not worrying about what all I got on it.

Time for the cushions!

To tone things down a bit, I used blue for the cushions.  Same method.

BLUE CUSHION!  Big improvement.

Now, eventually I will finish this part, but this was WAY too hard to keep the cats off of even for the one tiny area I did, so I have to wait until I get it IN the new craft room to finish it so I can lock them out.

Either way, I took some puffyish fabric paint and outlined (and will outline the rest of) the piping in red.

Like so!  :)

And done!  I blacked out all the messy-ness of the paint on the floor so as not to distract from the overall picture.  I left the back cushions, which were scavenged and not original to the couch - those were missing - the color they were since they also help tone it down a bit and do blend with some of the oranges and yellows.

This will be wedged in between shelving when it is at its proper home, so this is what you will see.  Probably complete with cat.  >.<

Side view!  With strings and paint still all over the floor, haha!

All in all, I'm VERY happy with how it came out.  It is bright and cheery, so it will be great in the craft room, and it is a VAST improvement over the stained, dis-colored bleh I started with.  Totally saved this couch's life.

<3

WW

Craft Quickie - Bling Your Razor!

This is a super quick craft.  Not really a tutorial, but it is something you could easily do yourself, in your own style, and with very little time...Just be sure and shave your legs right before you start as Loctite needs 24 hours to set up properly!

Grab your razor and take the cartridge off of it so you don't hurt yourself.  Yep, I use a men's razor.  It works better than any women's razor I've found yet.  I actually stole this one from the Wookie.

I painted the non-grippy parts with my favorite nail polish (Ruby Pumps by China Glaze), then used the Loctite to glue on the little strip of chain and the skull.  DONE!  Make sure you use plenty of Loctite.  I need to re-glue my chain as it fell off, but the Wookie fell in love with this, so I did his as well in green with gold chains and a gold lion's head pendant on the front.  I used more glue on his and it has stayed on with no problem!

Easy!

<3 WW